Why this AI-powered Full Stack Engineer position is like road cycling.

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The Full Stack Engineer will work for a fast-paced software business. The Full Stack Engineer will earn up to €80,000 per annum, depending on experience. The Full Stack Engineer will enjoy hybrid working on a 3+2 basis. The Full Stack Engineer will not just use AI tools, they will build with them. The Full Stack Engineer will integrate cutting-edge LLM workflows. The Full Stack Engineer will build AI-powered product features. The Full Stack Engineer will be familiar with RAG, agents, embeddings and evaluation pipelines. The Full Stack Engineer will develop highly performant front end applications using React. The Full Stack Engineer will build scalable back end systems and APIS in Python. The Full Stack Engineer will architect and deploy infrastructure on AWS. The Full Stack Engineer will implement responsive, polished UI systems using Tailwind CSS. The Full Stack Engineer will collaborate closely with product, design and data teams to ship rapidly. The Full Stack Engineer will optimise performance, security and scalability across the stack. The Full Stack Engineer will leverage AI-assisted development workflows to accelerate delivery. The Full Stack Engineer will be familiar with the PostgreSQL database ecosystem. The Full Stack Engineer will have prior experience of LangChain, LlamaIndex or similar. The Full Stack Engineer will have strong back end exposure to Python, Django and FastAPI. The Full Stack Engineer will have a good understanding of AWS (Lambda, ECS, S3, RDS, CloudFront). The Full Stack Engineer will use version control systems e.g. Git. The Full Stack Engineer will be comfortable with CI/CD pipelines and automated deployment processes. The Full Stack Engineer will have experience of modern build tools and bundlers. The Full Stack Engineer will have an excellent understanding of AI-powered development principles. The Full Stack Engineer will be fluent in Dutch and English.

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